The law ain't gon' fuck wit Beast Mode

Rob da jewelry store and tell 'em to make me a grill

Our favorite grill-wearing (yes, that is really him and that is really his mouth), Applebee's-eating, Patrick Chung-pwning running back for the Buffalo Bills, Marshawn "BEAST MODE/MOMMA'S BOY" Lynch has, unfortunately, gotten into a possible tussle with the law.

Move bitch, get out da way


The Buffalo PD is currently investigating a hit-and-run involving a car registered to Beast Mode. This news is incredibly unfortunate, as for those of us who have followed Lynch's career from the start of his college years, we know that he's an incredibly fun-loving but respectable and decent American citizen. An allegation such as this to be linked to a great guy like him could prove disastrous. However, the PD says "it's still unclear if Lynch was driving the car or whether he was even in the vehicle at the time of Saturday's 3:30 a.m. accident."

But we all know why he wasn't in the car. That man works hard to rep Tha Bay, even sacrificing sleep or party time (3:30 AM, damn) to make sure that all those WASP, East Coast, upstate New York-type folks know where he's from and how Tha Bay does it. So Marshawn wins on a technicality - dancing along next to a slowly rolling vehicle technically means that he was not in the car or in direct operation of it. BEAST MODE wins again!


When you get a new car and you feelin like a star