I've been here for about a week and a half, land of consistent sunshine, tan ocean-scented bodies and blazing hot near-supermodels.
I guess I didn't realize that I've had the Berkeley goggles on for so long until now, when I was talking to Jason about it. I swear, I'm the fattest person under 25 in all of Westwood.
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