Story of my life

Seeing your professor, the one you actually enjoy listening to, at the gym: kind of awkward, but also kind of cool (oh snap, professors are human?)

Seeing your professor, the one you actually enjoy listening to, super sweaty and Full Monty in the men’s locker room after working out: FML.
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Talking shit about the University of Southern California, the school you have loathed for the past four years, without discretion: cool, when done in mob form.

Talking shit about the University of Southern California, the school you have loathed for the past four years, without discretion after they offer you a job: I should probably stop here.