Thursday, April 23, 2009

We Live in a Fabricated World

2:25AM. Channel surfing.

SRS: "Oh snap, Vivica A. Fox and Jean-Claude Van Damme!"
Me: "In what?"
SRS: "Does it matter? It got two stars. It has JCVD. It HAS to be good."
Me: "Did you just call that ass-clown by his initials?"
SRS: "Shut up. So what?"
Me: "MLK. JFK. MTT. NPH. These are great men, brave men who earned the privilege to be mentioned by nothing more than their mere initials. Everyone knows who they are merely by the combination of the initial marks of their names. This is a revered brotherhood, the most prestigious Princetonesque eating club that gets their way. YOU TAINT THEIR FRATERNITY WITH THE NAME OF THAT BLOND, TALENTLESS JACKASS."
SRS: "It's called 'The Hard Corps.'"
Me: "Oh. Let's watch it."

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