Sponges for brains

SRS: "Aw man, so hungry. What are we gonna get for dinner?"
Me: "Dunno."

It was Easter Sunday night. We walked around downtown Berkeley for twenty minutes. Everything was either closed or not appealing enough. We returned to the apartment, defeated, hungry, and crying.

SRS: "Well, it's Easter Sunday. We can't decide. I guess we just have to ask, What Would [deity] Do?"
Me: "He would watch TV and go to the first restaurant he sees advertised on the television."

We turned on the TV.

Nine seconds passed.

"Well, I guess we're going to McDonald's."
"FUCK."