IM/TFLN

Over the past month, SRS somehow became the worst Korean EVER.

(11:04:00 PM) SRS: you're not gonna believe this
(11:04:09 PM) SRS: but i'm like not that into drinking anymore
(11:04:15 PM) Gordo: i hate you
(11:04:40 PM) SRS: but i bought a 6 pack like a week ago
(11:04:47 PM) SRS: so i'm limiting myself to one a week
(11:04:55 PM) Gordo: one a WEEK??
(11:04:58 PM) Gordo: dude
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(11:06:23 PM) SRS: no i think it's because i have less stress overall
(11:07:01 PM) Gordo: dude
(11:07:07 PM) Gordo: how were yo ustressed at ALL when you were in school
(11:07:11 PM) Gordo: you did not go to class at the end
(11:07:16 PM) SRS: yeah man
(11:07:19 PM) SRS: hella stress
(11:07:28 PM) SRS: how was i supposed to know if i was going to pass or not?
(11:07:50 PM) SRS: but having to deal with so many people
(11:07:59 PM) SRS: and things that happened in college
(11:08:04 PM) SRS: creates a bit of stress
(11:08:18 PM) SRS: the kind of stress that goes away when you drink scotch
(11:08:30 PM) SRS: but that's all gone now

Refusing to let this pass as an opportunity for comedy gold, I turned to someone I KNEW I could rely on to shit all over this thing: the only girl I know who can drink me under the table.

(650): [SRS] says he doesnt like drinking anymore. Help me think of the best possible ways to call him a vagina.
(408): Ask him if he goes through a lot of boxers because of all the bleeding he does every month
(650): he says he wears tampons. i dunno whats worse now